All of these fan bases fuel my love for Clive way too much, I think if there are any more I'm going to explode.
Says to boyfriend:
"Before we start to date, let me tell you one thing. I love Clive Dove, you will become him, I will get married to you, dress you in his clothes, and force you to learn a British accent, I will name both of our MALE kids Luke and Clive, you can give them a middle name. Thats it. ACCEPT ME AS YOUR MATE.